Heloise

Heloise has problems that she tries to work out by aerobicizing and making things burn. Turned off by coolness and into hotness, Heloise tries always to remain true to the inner nerd and fat disenfranchised kid. Born to brilliant and cynical British parents in Minnesota, Heloise drifted from country club to country club never finding membership. That kind of subtle bi culturalism has made Heloise into a real self proclaimed socio-path but instead of going to a shrink Heloise writes songs. Formerly part of a touring nine piece jazz ensemble, Heloise's new project is musical backlash. Heloise has collaborated with members of the Art Ensemble of Chicago and Phish. She was also electro-starlette Peaches' bodyguard/driver on her tour of the US with rock gods Queens of the Stoneage. Now Heloise lives in New York City and has made a best friend/worst enemy out of her G4 powerbook. Dedicated to bringing audiences the best in classy, tasteful and professional shows. Heloise performs nude with a soprano saxaphone. Just kidding. In a word Heloise is totally amazingly hot yet not into herself unless that's what you want with a brazen blazin' brain and a body that's I shit you not breath takingly middle earth sexy and she's incredibly wickedly humble and AWESOME, AWESOME, AWESOME, AWESOME, AWESOMENESS and also the AWESOMENESEST in AWESOME.

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